Dear Brian Williams,
Since 2004 we’ve been tuning into NBC Nightly News to watch you deliver the stories we care about. And deliver you have! Day in and day out, you’ve become THE anchorman of our generation. Sorry, Ron Burgundy.
Despite your many duties as Anchor and Managing Editor of NBC Nightly News, you still find time to have fun, whether you’re Slow Jamming the News with Jimmy Fallon, performing Rapper’s Delight, or sharing great music with us via BriTunes.
So we just wanted to say thank you and offer you a well-deserved vacation. You see, we heard you like the band Deer Tick and it just so happens they are playing our #DynMMT party on Tuesday, March 11. Plus, it’s the only show they’re playing the entire week of SXSW.
So from all of us here at Dyn, from your fans, and from John, Chris, Dennis, Ian, and Robert of Deer Tick, we have a message for you:
We’ll send a plane, we’ll send a tour bus, we’ll send a chariot…but for the love of music…#TakeTheDayOffBrian!
Your friends at Dyn
P.S. Look at how much fun you could be having!