Sign In

Internet Performance Delivered right to your inbox

LOSERS STEP. WINNERS LEAP.

Internet sensation FAKEGRIMLOCK anchored our coverage of CES ’13 from Las Vegas and has some follow-up posts on what he saw out there for awesome startups. All views are covered via Creative Commons license and are his opinions, not ours. We aren’t about to argue with a giant robot dinosaur that VentureBeat talked to, are you?

Day 1 | Day 2 | Sphero

ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, REPORT FROM FOUL HIVE OF SCUM AND SHILLERY KNOWN AS CES. ME SENT THERE BY DYN TO FIND HARDWARE STARTUPS THAT NOT SCUM AND NOT SHILL, INSTEAD, THEM DO IT RIGHT.

SECOND ONE ME FIND BUILT SOMETHING BETTER THAN ALL THE GENIUSES AT MICROSOFT.

THEM CALLED LEAP.

LEAP - CES 13 - Fake Grimlock

LOOK LIKE TINY IPHONE. IF IPHONE WAS FULL OF AWESOME, INSTEAD OF ANGRY BIRDS.

SOFTWARE EAT WORLD, FROM INSIDE SIMPLE HARDWARE

HARDWARE OF LEAP NOT FANCY. IT SOFTWARE MAKE IT AWESOME.

DEVELOPER MULTIPLIER FOR HARDWARE.

GIVE DUMB DEVELOPER SCREWDRIVER, GET SCREWDRIVER X2.

SMART DEVELOPER MAKE SCREWDRIVER X100. UNSCREW EVERYTHING IN 100 FOOT RADIUS, CUT MORTAL ENEMY IN HALF, STILL OPEN PAINT CAN.

THAT DEVELOPERS AT LEAP. THEM TAKE TRIP TO RADIO SHACK, COME BACK WITH INTERFACE REVOLUTION.

LEAP - Computer - CES - Fake Grimlock

USE LEAP TO TAUNT VIRTUAL LEAP INSIDE COMPUTER. IT REALLY MAD NOW.

NO MORE TOUCHING

LEAP SEE YOUR FINGERS, PUT THEM INSIDE COMPUTER. WHY THAT GREAT?

IT KIND OF OBVIOUS. BUT MAYBE YOU STUPID, SO ME EXPLAIN.

FINGERS MOVE IN ALL DIRECTIONS. ON PUNY TABLET, ONLY MOVE ON TABLET. THAT 2D.

MOVE WITH LEAP, IT 3D.

THAT MEAN MANIPULATE COMPUTER OBJECTS IN NATURAL WAY. FINALLY IT POSSIBLE PUNCH SPREADSHEET IN FACE.

NO TOUCHING GOOD TOO. THERE LOTS OF TIME NO WANT SOMEONE TOUCH SCREEN. PUBLIC ATM. HOSPITAL. SEWAGE TREATMENT PLANT.

LEAP-SYLERING - CES - Fake Grimlock

EVERYTHING ON COMPUTER NOW GAME OF FRUIT NINJA.

FUTURE OF CES RIGHT HERE

THIS REAL FUTURE OF CES. SMALL, SMART STARTUPS BUILD THINGS BIG, DUMB COMPANIES NEVER CAN.

BIG, DUMB COMPANIES GIVE STARTUPS GIANT PILES OF CASH.

THAT LEAP. NO FANCY BOOTH OR FLASHY GIMMICK. JUST AWESOME PRODUCT, LONG LINE OF PEOPLE WANT TO GIVE THEM MONEY.

BE LIKE LEAP. PROGRAM X100 SCREWDRIVER.

LEAP-AVINASH - Fake Grimlock

AVINASH DABIR NOT GETTING EATEN. HIM SIDEKICK WITH PINK HAIR NOT IN PHOTO, HER KIND OF FREAKED OUT BY WHOLE GIANT DINOSAUR THING.


Share Now

Whois: FAKEGRIMLOCK

FAKEGRIMLOCK MOST FAMOUS STARTUP ROBOT DINOSAUR IN UNIVERSE. ME ATTEND CES FOR DYN. FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER IF NEED KNOW MORE THINGS.